Hello. my name is Ansia Mcallister and I come from Dublin. My preferred beer is the Guinnes and when I was in my motherland I made a lot of drunk with my other friend's cats.
Now i'm very very sad. I was bought by the Cat (a famous pop singer) but I discovered that he is not very famous and he drink only baffo Moretti and he is gay too.
So I ask help to someone that know where I stay.
Oh my gott. He is arriving. I hear is inconfondible voice and He's singing "Alcohol's guilty"! Bye my friends and Stand by me!